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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:53
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The exit of ad giant WPP's CEO signals the end of Madison Avenue as we knew it - Business Insider
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Snowflake to acquire database startup Crunchy Data - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Verdict in trial of Rays shortstop Wander Franco to come Thursday - Tampa Bay Times
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
People Who Have Been Stuck In A Coma Are Sharing What Happened, And Whoa - BuzzFeed
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
If You Have an Asus Router, You Need to Check If It's Been Hacked - Lifehacker
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
So they tried
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Founding Black Sabbath members visit Birmingham mural ahead of epic hometown show - Louder
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.